Cookie Withdrawal Symptoms
Are you experiencing intense cravings for cookies after a prolonged period of cookie-less existence?
- 1.** Cookie Frenzy Mode **: Uncontrollable urges to devour entire batches of cookies in one sitting
- 2.** Cookie Dreams **: Vivid, technicolor visions of cookies in your sleep
- 3.** Cookie-Induced Trance **: Episodes of catatonic calmness when confronted with the thought of cookies
- 4.** Cookie-Stealing Spree **: Involuntary urges to steal cookies from unsuspecting neighbors, coworkers, or family members
- 5.** Cookie-Scented Hallucinations **: Perceptions of cookie-like aromas in non-cookie related settings
Learn how to overcome cookie withdrawal and start a cookie-filled life